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eBook details
- Title: Gagged and Bound: a book of puns, one-liners and dad jokes
- Author : Nick Jones
- Release Date : January 02, 2015
- Genre: Fiction & Literature,Books,
- Pages : * pages
- Size : 391 KB
Description
"It’s what it says on the tin: a succession of one-liners, puns and dad jokes going at your laughing muscles in a joyously pell-mell, headlong way. It’s irresistible." The Bookbag
Gagged and Bound is a riotous, rapid-fire collection of over 500 original gags written by pun-loving jokesmith Nick Jones and published by Full Media Ltd. With a mixture of witty one-liners, playful puns and dubious dad jokes, coupled with some great visual gags illustrated by Tiffany Sheely, Gagged and Bound will leave you grinning like a maniac – so probably best not to read it while travelling on public transport.
Jokes include:
When I’m in the kitchen with my wife and I ask her for the sieve, she always throws it at me. She’s pass-sieve aggressive.
What happens when herbs get into debt? They receive a visit from the bay leaf.
Every dog has its day. It’s called International Dog Day.
I’ve written a self-help book for people trying to lose weight but it hasn’t been very successful. It’s called Help Yourself.